Yorkie Checks Out Tavern On The Green Auction

I went to check out the famous Tavern On The Green before they auctioned everything off. The good news – my sister Pudge and I were allowed to walk and sniff around the whole restaurant. The bad news – the kitchen was closed! Can you imagine they were selling all this historic stuff - from the flowered carpets to the fancy schmancy ceiling. It seemed so wrong. There, I said it and I’m glad!

OK, here’s my goodbye tour of Tavern On the Green:

Forget the sign, is the fire hydrant for sale?

A sign of the times. Bummer.

Oh deer - will these fit in my apartment! Arf-Arf!

Oh deer - would these fit in my apartment! Arf-Arf!

Does this chandelier make my eyes look bluer?

How many champagne buckets does a human need?

I'll take one huge Chrsitmas tree with all the ornaments to go!

I'll take one huge Christmas tree with all the ornaments to go!

Just like the auction prices, this chandelier was over my head! Arf-Arf!

Now that's a gaggle of chairs!

"Reflecting" on the soon to be sold mirrored hallway. Sniff-sniff!

Stay tuned for the new restaurant!

Thanks for letting me mourn the loss of my neighborhood landmark. I used to pee in front of it everyday.

They say that a new restaurant will replace Tavern On The Green. The same human who runs The BoatHouse in Central Park will be opening this new place. Hey, Mr. Poll, here’s a few suggestions for your new restaurant: 1) Make the food yummy 2) Give out free “doggie bags” and 3) Allow dogs. Now we’re talking/barking!

OK, I’m exhausted!

Arf-Arf,

Schmitty The Real New Yorkie

PS. Meteorologist Ron Trotta had a death in the family. So, our weather reports will start again next week. Thanks for your thoughts and patience.

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