Weather Dog Picks The Oscars

by Schmitty on March 5, 2010

I’m a canine clairvoyant who helps predict the weather everyday.   So I figure,  how hard can it be to predict the winners for this Sunday’s Oscars?

Oscar predictions are easy. Snow storms are hard!

Oscar predictions are easy. Snow storms are hard!

Here’s my puppy picks for this year’s Oscars:

Best Actor:  Jeff Bridges -- Gotta go for the guy who obviously hates to get groomed.

Best Supporting Actor: Stanley Tucci -- Come on!  No matter how evil, an actor who loves bones gets my vote!

Best Actress: Sandra Bullock - An actress who helps promote adoption should definitely bring home the statue.

Best Supporting Actress:   Mo’nique -- “Ruff” role.  Plus, one of my best friends was a poodle named Precious.

Best Animated Feature Film: Up  -- Any movie that came up with a collar that lets a dog talk deserves the gold.

Best Director: James Cameron -- Finding those gigantic blue humans, never mind directing them . . . my monies on Mr. Jim.

Best Documentary Film: Food, Inc. -- Hey, I’m a dog!

Best Documentary Short Subject: Rabbit a` la Berlin -- Never been to Germany, but I always root for anything 4- legged.

Best Foreign Film: Milk of Sorrow -  I’m thinking cats.  Cats are totally foreign to me.   You do the math.

Best Song:  Take It All  from “Nine” -- Who can’t relate to a frisky romp about food?

And the moment you’ve all been waiting for .  .  .

Best Motion Picture of the Year: Invictus: -- A movie that promotes chasing a ball is a winner in my book!

And speaking/barking of predictions -- here’s Meteorologist Ron Trotta and my weather report for Oscar weekend in Hollywood and here in NYC.

Yappy Oscars!

Arf-Arf,

Schmitty The Weather Dog


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